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"This is Harvestman's phone. If it's important, leave a message. If it ain't, stop fucking calling me."

Texts, calls, pictures of lolcats in IC communication attempts may be posted here. Occasionally Harvestman will change his message depending on how much he hates everything at the moment THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

Date: 2009-07-19 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fly-punkbat-fly.livejournal.com
Well, that message is basically an immature challenge if ever he heard it.

Pick up. Wait until beep. End call.

Pick up. Wait until Beep. End call!

Pick up. Beep! .................endcall!!

This goes on until he fills up Harvestman's voicemail or someone picks up. Either or!

Date: 2009-07-20 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireburned.livejournal.com
He answers when it is not daylight and he is not asleep.

"Kid, I will fucking track you down and break your fingers if you're just doing this for the hell of it."

Date: 2009-07-20 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fly-punkbat-fly.livejournal.com
"....Oh, hi." Mikey's tone is basically the vocal equivalent of a surprised widening of eyes sliding into a shit-eating grin. Just for fun he throws in a bit of overly innocent curiosity. "Can you even figure out where I live?"
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Date: 2009-07-20 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cognizantblood.livejournal.com
Marc burned a book about vampires with skin that glitters and I am unclear as to why.

Date: 2009-07-20 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireburned.livejournal.com
Look, all I do is hear things about teenage girls and shit. But you shouldn't worry a bit about it, it's just something stupid.

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[a series of text messages]

Date: 2011-05-13 06:36 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - manson dance)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
hey did u find a place yet or do u need help looking?
i have cash 2 put down on a security deposit & probably enough for 1 mo rent if were not going anywhere ~super posh~

Date: 2011-05-13 06:37 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - whores)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
well maybe not bc easy andi r going to head up to seattle n get a hotel in the meantime n idk how much that will end up being

Date: 2011-05-13 06:37 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - fwiw)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
but neway should we get another room for u or do you want to stay with your friend?

Date: 2011-05-13 06:38 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - freaks)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
fjskljfaljl;;;;;

Date: 2011-05-13 06:38 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - awesome)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
oops ignore that hehe

HOLY SHIT I HAVE A REASON TO USE THIS ICON

Date: 2011-05-13 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireburned.livejournal.com
Brody, your phone's ringing. (Harvestman's expression atm: >:[)

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Date: 2011-06-04 12:30 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - fwiw)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
sorry.

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Date: 2011-06-04 12:49 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-06-04 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireburned.livejournal.com
look i aint trying to be your father. i aint trying to get snippy at your boyfriend just to start shit. i aint trying to tell you what to do or how to live or any fucking thing like that.

if you dont want me around if you dont need me anymore i can leave. i dont gotta live nowhere like you do. i dont want nothing from you ok? i just want you to be alright.

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Date: 2011-06-04 01:33 am (UTC)
campjesus: (text - protect me from what i want)
From: [personal profile] campjesus
i don't want you to go. i'm sorry. i was just having a bad week.

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Date: 2011-09-16 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormbelow.livejournal.com
Think you'll still want that date next weekend?
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Date: 2011-09-16 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireburned.livejournal.com
baby you gonna leave me hanging in anticipation that long?

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Date: 2011-09-16 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormbelow.livejournal.com
Something came up. I'm taking a week off after

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Date: 2011-12-09 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormbelow.livejournal.com
This would be several hours after his dramatic exit from the nexus.

Sorry. Thanks for the bottle.

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Date: 2011-12-31 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormbelow.livejournal.com
[not long after midnight, on December 31st:]

Hey. Can we talk?

Date: 2011-12-31 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireburned.livejournal.com
[the response is long in coming, five minutes away from dawn.]

ok

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Date: 2012-02-05 03:58 am (UTC)
stormbelow: ([text] A very exclusive club)
From: [personal profile] stormbelow
I'm getting dragged to an incubus strip club tonight -- interested?

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